Interview with Cho Seung-Hui

We here at Rampages Are Fun take great pride in bringing you the most up-to-date information regarding the sport of School Shootings. Well, guess what kiddies? Yours truly has secured an interview with the one and only Cho Seung-Hui.

Mat:
How are you doing?

Seung-Hui:
Quite well, thanks. It's a pleasure to be here.

Mat:
Lets get down to business. How did you decide to get into this sport?

Seung-Hui:
I turned to this sport out of frustration. Basketball? Hockey? Bowling? Those sports were just too gay for my tastes.

Mat:
Fair enough. This new record you've set is quite impressive. Did you ever imagine you could pull this off?

Seung-Hui:
I had my doubts for a while, but when you want something this bad, you can't doubt yourself. I came to win. I just gave 110%. That's all anyone can do.

Mat:
During the shooting, Professor Liviu Librescu almost thwarted your attempt. Were you worried you might not win because of this?

Seung-Hui:
Well, Liviu proved to be an excellent goaltender, but you can't let one little save ruin your game, you know? He gave 110%. He deserved that save.

Mat:
Unfortunately, we're running out of time. Anything else to say before we wrap it up?

Seung-Hui:
Yeah. I'd like to thank God. I couldn't have done it without you man. You r0x.

Mat:
Good night, Mr. Cho. Happy hunting in the future.

Seung-Hui:
Thank you.

And there you have it, folks. An exclusive interview with Cho Seung-Hui.